ashislands:

my life in 10 seconds

(via teenagerposts)

es-peons:

berrystumpytail:

saltyandsadpotato:

berrystumpytail:

God i wish someone would sell me a haunted house. Ghosts aren’t real and I’d love to get a really nice house for like half the price that it should be. 

and if they are real you can fuck them.

This guy gets it!

(via jiminnamoro)

androidelf:

(lays back all sexy for u on the bed) (bangs my fuckign head on the headboard)

(via jiminnamoro)

julius-novachrono:

the more you know

(via easilyhumored)

Tall People Troubles

advanced-procrastination:

catchymemes:

ALL OF THESE ARE FUCKING GOLD

(via fallenobsidian)

citrus-art-and-life:

my friends: haha hey whats up we havent talked in a while

me:

(via musictrickslove)

lesbwian:

Sit a girl down, talk to her for fifteen minutes and you will literally have a personal vendetta against her father and every single man she has interacted with throughout her life

(via musictrickslove)

(via teenagerposts)

twinky-dinky-doo:

robhand:

b0gvvitch:

kurtamutual:

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

(via wlw-mess)